MIAMI -- Washington Nationals phenom Bryce Harper wasn't in a mood to discuss the NL East standings on Monday, telling reporters: "I don't give a crap what the Mets are doing. Or Dodgers or Giants or Texas or anybody. I know what kind of team we are."
That led to a Simpsons-styled skewering from Washington Post sports designer Dan Worthington.
Bryce Harper's postgame comments .... pic.twitter.com/G06F3MXxt2
— Dan Worthington (@danWorthington) August 4, 2015